Facebook Chat

You've got Facebook pulled up in your browser in the background while you're doing other things online and you hear that inevitable
POP!
It can mean one of three things:
1) Someone really cool that doesn't talk to you often has something urgent to tell you,
2) An acquaintance wants to inquire about how things are going, or
3) Someone incredibly creepy that you're obligated to be Facebook friends with but choose to never talk to has decided to, without a doubt, creep you.

More often than not, it's number 3. I turned off Facebook chat for a while and then turned it back on just for the hell of it, but now, I'm contemplating shutting it off for good. When you get a message like this, it's hard to see the advantages of it:

hey mary! wats up? The last time I saw u u didn't recognize me....

well u probably didn't see me either....

but its all good...

Poor spelling, grammar, excess and unnecessary ellipses, and generally creepyness all around.
Yeah. Just no.